Mega Total First Entry Sweetness Radical

It pains me greatly to submit this humble entry to the web's caprices with so decorative an aesthetic. This defines "decorative" as "hideous."

Those prone to seizures should not have read the preceding paragraph

Why? one might ask. Let's think about this in an orderly fashion

1. Because it's garish
2. Because seizures suck
3. Especially for the seized

Speaking of "hideous", is it too much to ask that The Chicago National League Ball Club ever, say, win a single game against the flippin' Marlins? THIS IS RETARDED Retarded like the Bears were in the Superbowl. Except for this man

• This is a list.
• It is still a list.
• You guessed it: el listo
• or das Liszt
• Whatever be your preference

How about this for a scary way to start the blogging?